Depending on the time and day of the week, you may find yourself surrounded by anyone from suited Citibank employees to guys in their 50s taking shots to a Russian bachelorette party to a group at a nearby ad agency just looking to get trashed on a Friday night (all true stories).The Lower East Side is filled with bars where everyone’s pretending to be too cool to even acknowledge one another. The beach-shack living room vibes make you feel right at home, and the infinite menu of drunk food possibilities make you feel alive. Order a couple rounds of nachos for everyone around you. If you use the word “yopro” in casual conversation, you’ll fit in at The Wren.When you’ve put in your drunk-food order of four plates of fried chicken and are looking for a place to sit and eat it, you’re going to have some stiff competition.Here’s the power play: find someone else who’s doing the same thing, divide and conquer, and when one of you wins, both of you wins.The colors are bright, the barstools are comfy, and the small, open space encourages socializing.
Our members are primarily from the UK, USA, Canada and Australia but we have many english speaking members from all around the world. These aren't places where you'll quietly sip a cocktail in some booth in the corner, nor places that are a complete drunken mess (for the most part), but rather bars where you can actually expect to mix it up with other humans and have an all-around good time.You don't need to own the dog, but you should say that you do. Up front there’s a long bar, and in the back you’ll find darts, skee ball, and pool.Stop by for cheap drinks and a conversation that will cost you very little but might pay dividends.The Johnson's is the cleaned-up sister bar of the hole-in-the-wall LES dive Welcome to the Johnson’s.