Don’t: Be a pushover or feel the need to tip everyone.
Conversely, don’t expect “a little something extra” for paying that little bit more. It’s a great way to impress the girls and your mates while getting the obligatory free drinks and dances. Using these strip club etiquette tips well could take you from paying a stripper to dating a stripper. For maximum effectiveness, don’t tell your mates; you’ll look even better while they act like socially-inept Neanderthals.
Do you like it when random strangers start telling you their personal woes?
Sure, some form of social interaction is needed before she rubs her heavenly body against you, but proper lap dance etiquette means you need to keep it light and casual.
Be respectful and you’ll be allowed back into this little slice of paradise. Your butt will make friends with the gutter outside the club very quickly. Every cell in your body might be telling you not to sit on your sweaty little palms while a semi-naked girl grinds your thigh, but if that’s what you’ve got to do, then that’s what you’ve got to do, period.
The simplest way to maintain proper lap dance etiquette form is to follow the house rules as if they were the Ten Commandments.
It’s pretty cool to be remembered on only your second visit — and for the right reasons too.
Use cash: It’s cheaper, you’re more in control and the girls will prefer it.
Also you can probably put it on the expense account: receipts from strip clubs usually feature company names so it can almost always be passed off as food and drink for expenses. If you’re particularly excitable, give your credit card to a trustworthy mate.
If you don’t, your face, wallet and raging libido won’t be welcome there again.
This is another glaring, do-not-ever-break rule of lap dance etiquette. Before you head out, shower and prep as if you were heading out on a date.